The Road to Automation Stabilization ...

The road to automation stabilization is beset on all sides by the inequities of the test environment and the tyranny of ever changing features. Blessed is the tester, who in the name of quality and productivity, shepherds the automation code through the valley of random failures, for he is truly the test case keeper and the finder of software bugs. And I will strike down upon the regressions with great agility and furious root cause analysis those that would attempt to poison the use cases and destroy the test scenarios. And you will know my name is the Automation Engineer when automation is hosed across the board due to your half baked feature change.

Inspired by Samuel L. Jackson, who usually pops a cap in someone's ass after he recites some cold blooded shit in Pulp Fiction.